Hojo! Hojo! Who will take my photo?.
Tell your friend about me.
And tell him what I'm going to do to him.
Dado Hojo! Dado Hojo! Dado Hojo! Dado Hojo!
Dado Hojo! Dado--
Sidhu, I Iied to you.
Run from here, Sidhu.
Let go of me!
Sidhu!
Dada?.
I made a terrible mistake.
I was no Liu Sheng in a previous Iife.
I was a mosquito. And still am.
Sir, I'm an ordinary man from Chandni Chowk.
Dada's foolish boy.
Don't beg!
No, it isn't his fault. I'm to blame. Punish me.
Let him go, sir. It isn't his fault.
It isn't his fault.
Sidhu, get up!
I'II be disgraced forever.
Sidhu, get up!
This is the man you call your Liu Sheng?.
Liu Sheng?.
You think you can destroy me?.
You want this man to save your village?.
First Iet's see...
...if he can save one man.
If you can't use your hands to defend me, then don't fold them to beg.
Destroy them! Remember you are from Chandni Chowk.
You bastard!
You have 20 hired hands and think you're a strong man.
If you're so brave, then fight me. I'II chop you into bits and scatter them.
You are naive. Don't trust these work-shy bastards.
Danger Iurks in the strangest places.
I know you'II save me if I get into trouble.
Liu Sheng?.
Throw this Chandni Chowk man out of China!
You want to be Liu Sheng?.
Then die Iike him.
Sidhu!
The man whose hand I clasped As I walked
He changed life's colors for me
My life turned upside down in a minute
Filled with grief
My God is slumbering
My protector has gone away from me
Having shown me the path to tread
Your destiny is not in the Iines of your palm...
...but in hard work.
His name is Sidhu
Dada.
Now what do you want?.
My sister.
I belong nowhere.
I have no one to turn to.
I can't go back to Chandni Chowk.
Give me some work. I'II do anything.
I'II shine your shoes.
To unite Meow Meow and Sakhi, Chopstick joined Hojo 's gang.
Three months later.
You blessed me with one hand...
...and took Dada away with the other.
Why, Lord Ganesh?. Why?.
What can I do here in China?.
Where to go?.
Oh, Lord. No one speaks Hindi here.
What shall I do?. Show me the way, Lord.
Have you Iost your mind?. Talking to a potato.
Make french fries and eat them.
You've Iost weight.
It isn't a potato.
This is my god.
Don't talk nonsense, old beggar.
And people say I'm mad.
What did you say?.
I said, people say I'm mad.
You speak Hindi.
I was just repeating what I hear.
But you're speaking Hindi.
No, it's Chinese.
No. You were speaking Hindi.
How can I?. I'm Chinese. You're mad.
Sure. You're Chinese. But you can speak Hindi.
Be quiet. I can't remember. I know nothing.
Lord, I asked for the way and you send the whole map.
Stay away from me.
Lord Ganesh has sent you.
People here think I'm Liu Sheng. Listen.
OId beggar, Iisten to me.
My God has sent you. Do you understand who Lord Ganesh is?.
OId beggar, Iisten to me.
Liu Sheng, Liu Sheng, Liu Sheng.
Hojo?.
Your future and your past have changed, Sidhu.
You're the great warrior Liu Sheng.
Dada, I will avenge your death.
I will become Liu Sheng.
That's good. Look at my friend.
Go on. Laugh.
When I become Liu Sheng, I'II be Iaughing at you.
Go on. Laugh.
The great beggar of China's Great Wall.
I'm not a beggar. I'm Liu Sheng.
Sure. They'II Iaugh themselves silly.
But don't stop your brick-smashing act.
When I have some chicken soup and my muscles are toned...
...I'II become Liu Sheng.
What do you want?.
My friend needs food.
We have nothing cooked. Can't you see?. We're redecorating.
Get out.
What did he say?.
He said the restaurant is closed now.
No food here.
What do you mean?. I can cook.
Well! So Liu Sheng is a chef?.
Yes, he is.
You're no better than me.
You've no family and remember nothing.
Look at your face. You Iook Iike a beggar.
White Bull!
What are you doing?. Get out!
Police! Police!
Police!
Sorry.
Liu Sheng has stirred.
Liu Sheng has stirred in me.
Liu Sheng has stirred.
Greetings.
Liu Sheng has stirred.
You fool. It's me. The old beggar.
-Is Liu Sheng alive?. Then fight him. -He's dead now.
My eyes!
Easy. My Iegs aren't made of steel. Fool!
What are you doing?.
Liu Sheng has saved me.
Not Liu Sheng. I saved you.
Why didn't you save me again?.
Save you?. I'II show you saving.
He's back.
Give me your hand.
Chiang Kohung.
OId beggar. Are you Chiang Kohung?.
Chiang Kohung. You're still alive.
You killed Dada. My Dada.
Dead at Iast.
Lord Ganesh has sent you to me.
Make me your disciple, o Iearned one.
-You're under arrest. -I want to be under you.
Get off.
The murder weapon. The corpse. The evidence.
You're the killer. Straight to prison. Case solved.
-What case?. -This case.
You stay right here.
I'm calling the police.
Don't move.
Odd fellow.
He imagines he's a police officer.
Opera?.
Hello.
I'm waiting behind the Opera.
I'm on my way.
Any word from Joey?.
Go. Call him.
The boss wants his specs.
Sidhu.
Give me my hat.
Hurry up, idiot.
Run, Sidhu, run.
-What's going on?. -Sidhu is alive.
Hojo has gone after him.
Stop right here.
-Sidhu. -Sidhu.
Get in the car.
You handle them. I'II follow Sidhu.
Go, go.
I'm trying to enjoy...
...playing this game with you...
...my friend.
But the game is over. The winner is....
Meow Meow?.
Come with me. Come on.
Let go of me.
Where are you dragging me, Meow Meow?.
I'm Miss TSM. Your Sakhi.
Miss TSM?.
The Chinese Consulate girl?.
He's here. Come on!
-Only one way to escape. -That's suicide.
Your eyes smiled at me
Overwhelming my heart
Now I have found you, don 't go away
Stay in my eyes Sleep in my embrace
These are the ways of love
Some magical encounters
We meet, our hearts smile The season changes
Your smiling eyes
This is me and my twin, Suzy.
No wonder! I was so confused.
A dark cloud hung over me every time I saw your sister.
But when I....
When I see you....
Look at me.
When I see you, my heart floats.
I feel Iike gliding away Iike a butterfly.
Off to prison.
Why are you hitting me?. No prison for me. I have Iots to do.
You should be thanking me. Your memory is back.
Stop hitting me. You're not an inspector. You're Chiang Kohung.
Chiang?.
Nothing but punches since I arrived in China.
Who's Chiang Kohung?.
Chiang Kohung! Enough is enough. Stop!
Where do you think you're going?.
Why are you hitting me?.
Sakhi. Sakhi. Sakhi.
Sakhi.
Hey. Hey.
Dad?.
Whose dad?.
My daughter.
Whose daughter?.
Dad.
Believe me. I've told you everything.
I know nothing else.
I'm a poor teahouse owner. They came and wrecked my place.
The enemy is back.
Sir, Hojo knows you're alive.
He knows Sidhu--
Let him go.
Sidhu...
...forgive me.
PIease?.
I want to Iearn kung fu and karate.
Be a master Iike you...
...and avenge Dada's murder.
You want to Iearn kung fu?.
Take revenge, eh?. Against Hojo?.
Hojo has erased 20 years of my Iife.
Leave the avenging to me.
-You relax. -Should I go back to India?.
Yes.
Then I'II go back.
When people ask, ""Where's Dada?. "" what do I say?.
""Well, Dada's dead.""
""How come?. "" "" Because of me.""
""What did you do?. "" "" I sat by and watched.""
You relax, sir.
You have found your family...
...but I will never find my Dada again.
He has gone forever.
He died a dog's death at the hands of Hojo.
He came from Chandni Chowk to show me he cared.
And Hojo slit his throat.
I will have my revenge on Hojo.
Hojo will kill him too.
It's my fault, pinning my hopes on you.
Dada always said, ""Don't count on anyone.
Believe in yourself, Sidhu.""
And that's what I'II do from now.
You watch. The world will watch.
I'II kill Hojo.
I'II do it alone.
Dada.
Why are you here?.
Your training starts tomorrow.
What's this?.
What's wrong?.
FIying to the moon?. You clown.
Don't teach me any old rubbish.
I want to Iearn kung fu.
Be the best, not second best. Get it?.
I want to Iearn kung fu, not tickling.
Cosmos Thumb. My special move.
Untouched outside. Pieces within.
I want to Iearn Cosmos Kung Fu.
There's an old Shaolin saying:
"" Fear not the 1 0,000 moves practiced once.
Fear the single move practiced 1 0,000 times.""
Look within you, Sidhu. Have you such a move?.
A move you've known since childhood...
...that no one can match.
Everyone has such a move.
A move that's second nature to you.
Your own kung fu will help you the day you challenge Hojo.
Tell me.
I eat and drink every day.
I chop vegetables. I bathe, I wash. That's it.
Training you will probably drive me crazy again.
Masterji.
No arrows, no swords No weapons, no bullets
You are your own army You are your own force
Is this kung fu?.
If it is, then every Indian woman who rolls bread is better than Bruce Lee.
I rolled bread in India. Now here too.
Tell me, daughter. What was Iife Iike when you were 4?.
Four?. How can I remember, Dad?.
Take your time. We have nothing but time on our hands.
Let me fill you in. She drank milk when she was 4.
I'm over 27, and still making bread.
Wow, delicious.
-Can I have another bread?. -Another?. I'm breaking my back here.
Enough is enough.
Wait, I'II do it. Okay, enjoy the bread.
Now for the next move.
The next move?.
If you weren't Sakhi's father, I'd shove this you know where.
I've chopped vegetables all my Iife. Now you teach me to roll bread.
I want to Iearn kung fu. Will you teach me or not?.
Here's some kung fu for you.
Why are you hitting me?.
This is called Iron Forearm Kung Fu.
I smashed it. Like the star Dara Singh. I'm a kung fu master.
Put everything behind you And forge ahead
The enemy will run for cover If you use your might
Higher.
I've mastered Iron Forearm.
Soon I'II master Iron Legs, Iron Chest...
...Iron Stomach and Iron--
Enough.
Don't stop me. My body has turned to iron.
My iron man.
Let's go for an iron kiss.
A ticket for India?.
Rusty iron is of Iittle use to anyone.
Hojo isn't my enemy. You are.
I know. Stay away from her.
Enough?. Can I get down?.
Higher.
Okay?.
Do you want me to call on God?.
Dad, he'II fall.
-No more training then. -Never mind, Sakhi. Your father is a tyrant.
-I see a bird's nest. Okay?. -Jump.
What?. Did you say ""thump?. ""
-I said, jump. -Impossible. Stop joking.
Joking?.
Wow!
You're a clown. Hojo will die of Iaughter when he watches your moves.
Fall from any height without breaking a Iimb.
Land Iike a feather.
Jump.
I'm jumping.
You're hopeless.
Go back to Chandni Chowk.
Just make your way home.
-Sakhi, pack his bags. -No, I'II jump.
Sakhi. Sakhi. Sakhi.
Forging metal turns it to gold Turn your body to steel
Be brave and even God will bet on you
Let embers smolder
Let diamonds dazzle
Do it! Today's the day
It's beyond you.
Your growl echoes like the roar of a lion
You are no less than a tall mountain
Wrestle the fiercest waves
Stop the raging storm
Do it! Today's the day
In the face of danger, show your might The might of force
Your goal is nearing you Show your might
Do it! Today's the day
If you so desire
You can conquer the world
Just believe in yourself
Dada!
Sidhu was trained and ready.
Hojo got his diamonds back...
...and Chopstick was still spying for Sakhi.
Frankie.
Ship out the diamonds.
Chopstick has sent news.
See you at the harbor.
Make sure no outsiders here.
-Good morning, sir. -What?.
Hello.
Not his shoulder. Hit his chest. Like this.
-What move was that?. -The Wild Bull.
You keep at it.
I'II sit and watch.
No good. Six out of 1 0.
I'm busting a gut here...
...and you're unimpressed.
From Chandni Chowk to China
Look at my face Plain and simple
They say I'm a king, not a pauper
Don't use your hand to stop traffic.
Stop the enemy's heart.
-Get it?. You Iazy fool! -Lazy fool?.
-Sidhu! -What?.
Don't move, or he dies.
The same old dialogue.
"" Don't move, or he dies,"" et cetera, et cetera.
Sidhu, my day of reckoning has come.
Master, you have great powers, and are all-knowing.
-Your predictions come true. -Stop.
Kill him. Don't worry about me.
You worry me the Ieast.
Stop, or he dies.
You stopped.
I knew you cared for me deep down.
No way. A question for you. Must I immerse your ashes in the Ganges...
...or in a Chinese river?. Well?.
Let's split your remains. Ashes here, urn there.
Finish him off.
Sidhu, forgive me. I touch your feet.
Cosmic Thumb.
Touch my feet, then.
In the face of danger, show your might
Your goal is nearing you Show your might
Let your breath be your guide
Let your feelings show
Do it! Today's the day
If you so desire You can conquer the world
Just believe in yourself
That's new.
Cosmic Kick.
Thank you.
Nine and a half.
Thank you, thank you.
Only nine and a half?. You old man!
Hojo heard a familiar voice on the phone.
A voice he had not heard for 20 years.
Hojo was promised the return of his son in exchange of--
Meow Meow.
Time you know the truth about your father.
Hojo' s men are everywhere.
Suzy. I want you to know I'm your--
This is for my father.
You killed my father. You destroyed my family.
Sidhu!
Attack!
Why did Suzy stab you?.
No, it's all Hojo's ruthless scheming.
Suzy believes I murdered her father.
Sidhu, where to?.
To where it all began.
-He's my father, isn't he?. -He's a foe.
It was now clear to Meow Meow.
Hojo had kept the truth from her.
We made a big mistake. You're not a reincarnation of Liu Sheng.
You don't owe us anything. You had better go.
Tell him to Ieave. We know he isn't Liu Sheng.
Sidhu, they say they made a big mistake. You aren't Liu Sheng.
The village is their problem, not yours. They say, ""Return to Chandni Chowk.""
I may not be Liu Sheng...
...but now they are my own people.
So what if I was a mosquito or Liu Sheng in a previous birth?.
My purpose in this Iifetime...
...is to destroy Hojo.
Lord Ganesh.
Today I'II fight alone.
Just me.
Lord, you've always been on my side, and always will be.
-Where are you going?. -Hojo is here. I'm all right.
I have both your daughters now.
Stop right there.
Who will stop me?.
I will.
You traitor!
One of my daughters goes after me.
Papa.
Suzy...
...Sidhu will fight alone.
Liu Sheng. Ready for your next rebirth?.
Sidhu.
Dada?.
The time of promises is over Seize the day
Learn the wisdom of action
Take what belongs to you
Never beg for what is rightfully yours
So you still believe God is in the potato?.
God only helps those who help themselves.
Believe in yourself, Sidhu.
Your destiny isn't in your palm Iines. It's in your might.
Know your true self.
Chop them down Iike corn and carrots.
Destroy them!
Get up, Sidhu.
PIease.
Sidhu.
Fear not 1 0,000 moves practiced once.
Fear a single move practiced 1 0,000 times.
Look within yourself, Sidhu.
Your destiny is not in your palm Iines. It's in your might.
Do you have a unique move that none can match?.
Know your true self.
That move is within you, Sidhu.
Chop them Iike corn and carrots.
That move is within you, Sidhu.
Destroy them!
Sidhu, Iook within. Do you know such a move?.
Do you have such a move, Sidhu?.
A potato?.
You're Iaughing?. You're done for.
The man with hesitant steps Is now steady
Making the impossible possible
He is a new man
-Liu Sheng. -Sidhu.
Sidhu! Sidhu! Sidhu!
Now watch my Indian kung fu.
The kung fu that I Iearned in Chandni Chowk's Ianes.
That kung fu that all Indian women practice as they chop vegetables.
That kung fu--
His name is Sidhu
Bread. AII shapes and sizes, with cheese or radishes?.
Shall I repeat the menu for you?.
Bread. AII shapes and sizes, with cheese or radishes?.
Will I serve you up as a potato dumpling?.
Sidhu!
Why so quiet?. Cheer me on!
Sidhu! Sidhu! Sidhu!
He sees big dreams He does great deeds
The Delhi dreamer Is now China 's champ
The potato of the day...
...is cut to size.
And that's how Sidhu-- Liu Sheng ended Hojo 's days.
How long could the great Liu Sheng tolerate tyranny?
His spirit can rest in peace now.
Happy days have returned to Zhange village.
With Dada 's blessings...
...Sidhu champions a charming cheer from Chandni Chowk to China.
Inspector Chiang was at last reunited with his daughters.
Chopstick was delighted to discover his Chinese roots.
But Sidhu warned him: No more conning!
What's this?
What's wrong?.
Sidhu.
Sidhu?.
They say they have a big problem in their village.
I'm no troubleshooter. How come you understand them?.
-Sidhu, I Iied to you. -About what?.
-My mother wasn't from China. -Africa?.
From Chandni Chowk to Africa
TO BE CONTINUED
This is Akshay Kumar of Gopal Apartments.
Paratha Lane. Red Fort. Chandni Chowk. Delhi 6.
Now I sing a fun song for you. 1 01 rupees is my reward.
Listen. Ears wide open.
Where to? O pretty cauliflower
Cut it out. Time for the beat to kick in.
Enough. We're off to Chandni Chowk.
It's a wrap.
He is Liu Sheng, reborn.
ENGLISH He is Liu Sheng, reborn.
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